I am getting really late..?

An office manager had money problems %26amp; had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought he'd wait %26amp; see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack %26amp; the manager went up to her %26amp; said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

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I've never heard that one, that is really funny.. thanks again for another laugh.. that was a good answer from Jill, i wouldn't be quite sure what to say if my boss said that to me.. i would probably laugh, and then make a smartass comment like she did.. that was good..

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HA HA not bad
lol
Surprise ending .
stop calling my house u sick ****!
Heard it before, but it's still funny!

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THAT was good!!!
great answer to a stupid question 9/10
old joke
Funny. l like it.
Nice one :o)